The Monotony Of School Days

 

Akshay: Dei, unakku idhu eppadi pannanumm-nu theriyuma?

Me: en kitta kekadha. Ask M.Sreevatsan.

Akshay: paravayilla naan ma'am kitta kekurein.

Me: math ma'am-a? naanum varein.

Akshay: dei! Ippo dhaan da math period!

Me : oh (innocent luk)

Akshay: By the way, nee yellaam yaaru. Math-ellaam podurae! Math la ful-ah?

Me: poda! Only 80.

Akshay: on 80 ah?

Me: edinji vizhindirum! 100-kku thaan. By the way, nee yellaam yaaru? Ippove sums ellam podurae, porap pokula full vangiduvae, no probs. Appadiye,eng-la, math-la, sci-la, soc-la and tamil-la MATTUM THAAN ennala unna race panna mudiyaadhu.

Class: gud morning maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmm.

Ma'am: ah, today,…

Me: ma'am doubt.

Ma'am: irrrrru paaaaaa. Just now I come to the class, and adhukkolla kaththa arambichtteya? If you do this, I GET ANNOYED!

Me: sorry ma'am.

Ma'am : let me see who is able to do this sum! Sankaran narayan- ellam oru second-la answer-a sollittaan. Akshay Ramasaami ellam udane answer pannittaan.

Me: blink.. blink…

Ma'am: ennappa idhu? Naane explain pannuraen. Idhellaam LKG problems. Laddu maadiri mark vaangalaam.

She explains.

Class: ooooooooohhhhhh! Claps

 

End of the class…

Ma'am: Prajish, what doubt you have?

Me: not me, akshay.

Ma'am: ennappa? Solluppa…

Akshay asks doubt to ma'am and gets it cleared.

We: oooooooooohhhhhh claps

Class: thank you ma'am.

*

'Ennada period?'

Akshay answers.

'Good morning ma'am.', class said breaking the monotony.

'oooooooooooooooooooooooooh! I can't hear my OWN voice. Your parents are sending you to school for you to study, not for this behavior!'

Draws motor. Explains something. S, sri was saying something… I couldn't hear him for I was drowsy.

End of class

S sri, along with me: ma'am what is the difference between right and left hand thumb rule?

Ma'am: 'this is right hand and this is left hand' she said showing the two hands!

Hmmmmmmmmpppppppphhhhhhh. Steam from our ears. Thinks we are like idiots! We were there no more otherwise we would forget our physics.

 

We went inside the class and found HER there!

'Where were you?'

'Went to meet our physics teacher.'

'Aaugnhh. Next time on wards a…….. a….. don't do it. Okkaiyae? So we were a….. talking about forests Okkaiyae? So write down a……'

I wrote 'aaaaaaa' in my note book

….the benefits of forests. Okkaiaye?'

She spoke and spoke and spoke…..

And so we spoke and spoke and spoke and spoke…

'Aaaaaaaa……………………. You both don't talk. Its is a………………………………..'

Aravindh : 'troublesome'

'Aaauughnhh trobllesssome… never do this Okkaiaye?'

'Ok ma'am.'

 

Next hour,

Booming voice.

'All of you take out your work busks! I will correct them today. After wards, let us discuss the literature reader today.'

Reads Ode to the West Wind.

Nithin and S.Sri slept off.

I asked her a doubt. She nodded and did not reply as she did not hear the question itself.

'The clouds will form a DOOMB! '

'Maam, the clouds form a doom?'

'No it's dome!'

:-|

 

Lunch. Ah. Happy time to go to A section.

Tarun got good lunch and so I snatched from him.

 

Again, I was waiting for the doom at 12.00.

The teacher came with her life: the text book.

She read out the book and called herself a teacher. She gets paid for READING! Well I can do it! What's good when she reads about novels in daily life?

Akshay got up and asked a doubt. She replied to the question. I stared at them. I could not understand anything.

Nidish asked. She said 'I'll come to you later'

Athindra asked. She replied ' Well I think you all can do that as a debate'.

Facepalm

She asked Suddu to wash his face as he was sleeping.

She scolded me for doing math in her period.

BOORRRRRRIIINNNNGGGGGGG.

 

 

6^TH PERIOD

'enna maa. Nithin note book enga? Aravind composition edhukku kudukkala? Srivatsan en ma rendume kudukkala?Prajjessh! inda maa sample question paper. Swathi, cum er(come here), sanksrit stdents go out of the class!'

Again bored.

 

Bell rang.

In my class.

There was TERROR in the time table.

She came and spoke for 45 minutes about electrovalent bonding. She leaned against the desk and twisted her hand and kept her one elbow on her twisted hand's palm. She was rotating her head (Sri told 'ammi kal madire suttraa')and was SCRUBBING her forehead with kerchief.

At the end, I asked her for answer sheets. For that she gave a puppy dog look where she kept all the fingers mutually (not muckuchalli) at 70 degrees and twisted her hand and stuck out her lower lips tilting her face 40 degrees to the left. It made me laugh.

She said 'I have no idea. I will give when I enter the marks' and she went off.

Thank God she didn't say 'what paa, what is this paa'.

 

It was E.G. now,

Do you want me to tell? I don't think so; you guys know will be knowing what will be done. There won't be anything strange. But there were only two things strange : He called Subbu handsome and Vishwesh beautiful.

 

The last period. : BIOLOGY!

Nothing to complain about, things went all well with Satyavathi ma'am.

 

 

    END OF THE DAY!!!

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The Puzzle Of Nature

The world's moving,

The birds coo,

A fish swims,

And no one's greater than you.

Everything is a puzzle;

Sky, water, universe and land,

The maze is complicating;

I cannot understand.

Tied up inside this amazing world,

I could not get out. In this place,

I'm nothing, but a microscopic elf

That moves along the Earth's pace.

A child brings up a smile

On the faces of the owners;

Whereas, this is a sin

For the girl's parents who curse;

This gets used up

For they have seven;

A cry for those

Who await one from heaven.

An eight year old,

Been gifted with play station;

A kid of street beggar

Given a plate on railway station;

A kid chucked out for fees

From the slum;

A kid pricked

For a reasonable ransom;

Teens!

One loves to shop,

One loves games,

One loves to hop.

Believing to be

A chivalrous and manly army officer,

A dear and brave doctor,

A good earning engineer.

Still trying to persuade

Their higher education;

Still trying to find

A job for passion;

Still trying to pick

One as wife;

Still trying to lead

A happy life;

At forty,

All gangsters turning to decent gents;

At fifty

All parents turning to grandparents;

At sixty

All money lovers turning to devotees;

At seventy

All grandparents going beyond seas;

Oh Nature!

Da Vinci will die

For his art compared to yours;

Oh Nature!

All authors have to put their heads down

For their creativity compared to yours;

Oh Nature!

All religions blur

For their supremacy compared to yours;

Oh nature!

All Gods are below

The supreme Lord;

Oh nature!

I have to feel shameful

For not having praising you!

Welcome me back!

Wah! I am in tenth now, and I have not posted anything from the beginning of the year. I was very busy with projects and exams. So, very sorry.

So, tenth is awesome. The classes are shuffled, but I love my new class just the way I loved my old one. I have awesome teachers compared to others... and I'm bored of talking about the school.

The tests were over just today and I have done tremendously worse in all subjects except math. And I'm not going to tell you my marks due to certain reasons, probably you must be knowing that, and today was science and I have not yet received the marks. Well, science was tough and I totally flunked! Waiting for the deadliest day, the results day...

By the way, it seems I have lost a bit audiences. I could see no comments nowadays. I don't like it this way. Remember, this is not just my diary for me to have everything for me. It's for you to read too. I know it's boring to read this blog. But even then, I just want to know that there are some people viewing this.

Disappointed, Praju

Finally! A time to lay your back bone on the bed...

Vacation time. My coaching classes have been over now. It's enough - One month of consistent coaching with just a single day holiday every week!And now, since its over, I'm happy. Well, those people never left me enjoy... A TEST? Oh my god! On all the three subjects? For just three hours? I curse that all those people should be blown up by tsunami. Well, I have completed my class and my exam... Oh my god.... It was tough and I have studied nothing. I badly want West Mambalam center 'cause this place is where the director, K.K.Anand trains us. So, I'm praying that I get a seat in that branch. But, I have lost my hope. Because of my applaud-able performances in my class and my test, I have guaranteed myself that I will get Adyar branch. Lets see... I'm leaving it to God's hands for now... By the way, I'm not so cared about it right now, because I will not enjoy these holidays at least...

MNIK – OUT OF EPIGLOTTIS

'My name is Khan. Not Kan. It's Khan. Khan. From the epiglottis.' Capturing line. Well, SRK has been replaced by Aamir in my favorite actor list. Well, I am longing to see the movie once again.

Autism affected Rizvan Khan is the first child of his mother. His brother, being agitated to be with Rizvan, leaves America. Well, Rizvan might be mentally affected, but he is really intelligent. His mother gets expired due to some disease, from where he takes his oath to go to America.

He works in his brother's company. He sees Mandira and says he wants to get married with her. Mandira is a women living lonely with her son because her husband eloped with a girl to Australia. She gives Rizvan a challenge and marries him when he wins it. Life went smooth with Rizvan for her and her son.

It was this time when the 9/11 attacks occurred. Everyone in San Francisco blamed and tortured people belonging to Islamism. This is the time where a big upheaval took place in their life. Their son died. Mandira, suspects Rizvan Khan to be the main reason because their son turned to Islam from Hindu only after Mandira marries Rizvan. She thinks her son could be dead only because he was a Muslim boy. So she yells at Rizvan to leave her soon.

While the first half is smooth, the second half reveals the reason why Rizvan wants to meet the President of United States. Almost at the end, Mandira comes to know that her son was killed by the seniors who ragged him in the football court. She returns back to Rizvan where he gets assassinated before her eyes. Fortunately he recovered from the injury. But still he says he wants to meet the President.

Second half is very poignant where Karan carries you to their feelings. You must applaud for Shah Rukh and Kajol for their very, what you call a, natural acting. The cinematography is very brilliant and of course, music by ShankarEshanLoy carries you inside the movie. With songs like 'Tere Naina' and 'Tere Sajna', they have proved themselves.

Genre: Romance

Time: 2.30 hrs

Reason to watch: 1) SRK and Kajol's acting after a long time.

2) Argument between Shiv Sena and SRK

Storyline: Boy meets a girl, marries her and leaves her 'cause she thinks it is him who caused his son's death

+ Points: lovely story, awesome acting, good music, worth applauding direction, location.'

- Points: exaggeration in some places.