The Monotony Of School Days

 

Akshay: Dei, unakku idhu eppadi pannanumm-nu theriyuma?

Me: en kitta kekadha. Ask M.Sreevatsan.

Akshay: paravayilla naan ma'am kitta kekurein.

Me: math ma'am-a? naanum varein.

Akshay: dei! Ippo dhaan da math period!

Me : oh (innocent luk)

Akshay: By the way, nee yellaam yaaru. Math-ellaam podurae! Math la ful-ah?

Me: poda! Only 80.

Akshay: on 80 ah?

Me: edinji vizhindirum! 100-kku thaan. By the way, nee yellaam yaaru? Ippove sums ellam podurae, porap pokula full vangiduvae, no probs. Appadiye,eng-la, math-la, sci-la, soc-la and tamil-la MATTUM THAAN ennala unna race panna mudiyaadhu.

Class: gud morning maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmm.

Ma'am: ah, today,…

Me: ma'am doubt.

Ma'am: irrrrru paaaaaa. Just now I come to the class, and adhukkolla kaththa arambichtteya? If you do this, I GET ANNOYED!

Me: sorry ma'am.

Ma'am : let me see who is able to do this sum! Sankaran narayan- ellam oru second-la answer-a sollittaan. Akshay Ramasaami ellam udane answer pannittaan.

Me: blink.. blink…

Ma'am: ennappa idhu? Naane explain pannuraen. Idhellaam LKG problems. Laddu maadiri mark vaangalaam.

She explains.

Class: ooooooooohhhhhh! Claps

 

End of the class…

Ma'am: Prajish, what doubt you have?

Me: not me, akshay.

Ma'am: ennappa? Solluppa…

Akshay asks doubt to ma'am and gets it cleared.

We: oooooooooohhhhhh claps

Class: thank you ma'am.

*

'Ennada period?'

Akshay answers.

'Good morning ma'am.', class said breaking the monotony.

'oooooooooooooooooooooooooh! I can't hear my OWN voice. Your parents are sending you to school for you to study, not for this behavior!'

Draws motor. Explains something. S, sri was saying something… I couldn't hear him for I was drowsy.

End of class

S sri, along with me: ma'am what is the difference between right and left hand thumb rule?

Ma'am: 'this is right hand and this is left hand' she said showing the two hands!

Hmmmmmmmmpppppppphhhhhhh. Steam from our ears. Thinks we are like idiots! We were there no more otherwise we would forget our physics.

 

We went inside the class and found HER there!

'Where were you?'

'Went to meet our physics teacher.'

'Aaugnhh. Next time on wards a…….. a….. don't do it. Okkaiyae? So we were a….. talking about forests Okkaiyae? So write down a……'

I wrote 'aaaaaaa' in my note book

….the benefits of forests. Okkaiaye?'

She spoke and spoke and spoke…..

And so we spoke and spoke and spoke and spoke…

'Aaaaaaaa……………………. You both don't talk. Its is a………………………………..'

Aravindh : 'troublesome'

'Aaauughnhh trobllesssome… never do this Okkaiaye?'

'Ok ma'am.'

 

Next hour,

Booming voice.

'All of you take out your work busks! I will correct them today. After wards, let us discuss the literature reader today.'

Reads Ode to the West Wind.

Nithin and S.Sri slept off.

I asked her a doubt. She nodded and did not reply as she did not hear the question itself.

'The clouds will form a DOOMB! '

'Maam, the clouds form a doom?'

'No it's dome!'

:-|

 

Lunch. Ah. Happy time to go to A section.

Tarun got good lunch and so I snatched from him.

 

Again, I was waiting for the doom at 12.00.

The teacher came with her life: the text book.

She read out the book and called herself a teacher. She gets paid for READING! Well I can do it! What's good when she reads about novels in daily life?

Akshay got up and asked a doubt. She replied to the question. I stared at them. I could not understand anything.

Nidish asked. She said 'I'll come to you later'

Athindra asked. She replied ' Well I think you all can do that as a debate'.

Facepalm

She asked Suddu to wash his face as he was sleeping.

She scolded me for doing math in her period.

BOORRRRRRIIINNNNGGGGGGG.

 

 

6^TH PERIOD

'enna maa. Nithin note book enga? Aravind composition edhukku kudukkala? Srivatsan en ma rendume kudukkala?Prajjessh! inda maa sample question paper. Swathi, cum er(come here), sanksrit stdents go out of the class!'

Again bored.

 

Bell rang.

In my class.

There was TERROR in the time table.

She came and spoke for 45 minutes about electrovalent bonding. She leaned against the desk and twisted her hand and kept her one elbow on her twisted hand's palm. She was rotating her head (Sri told 'ammi kal madire suttraa')and was SCRUBBING her forehead with kerchief.

At the end, I asked her for answer sheets. For that she gave a puppy dog look where she kept all the fingers mutually (not muckuchalli) at 70 degrees and twisted her hand and stuck out her lower lips tilting her face 40 degrees to the left. It made me laugh.

She said 'I have no idea. I will give when I enter the marks' and she went off.

Thank God she didn't say 'what paa, what is this paa'.

 

It was E.G. now,

Do you want me to tell? I don't think so; you guys know will be knowing what will be done. There won't be anything strange. But there were only two things strange : He called Subbu handsome and Vishwesh beautiful.

 

The last period. : BIOLOGY!

Nothing to complain about, things went all well with Satyavathi ma'am.

 

 

    END OF THE DAY!!!

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